I noticed a huge wet spot on the back of the cat’s neck so i asked my son what happened.
He said, “I really want to be the cat’s mommy so I tried to pick him up with my mouth. I didn’t realize how much spit I had.”
I said, “Well, were you successful? Why would you do that?”
He said, “I am trying to improve my immune system. I’m innoculating myself with cat germs in case I have to be one of them someday.”
(Somebody help me understand boy-logic! And his career choice as cat mommy???!!!??)
Michael: today at the gym, B_____ said she’s been watching my videos on youtube. And she said I smell like vanilla.
—-(a few days later at the gym)—-
Michael: B_____, do you think i still smell like vanilla today?
B_____: (leans in to smell Michael) yes, you still smell like vanilla.
Michael: (turns to T_____) do you think I smell like vanilla?
T_____ scowls and leans back.
Michael: Mom, do we have something that smells like vanilla in the house?
Mom: no, why?
Michael: B_____ says i smell like vanilla.
Mom: i think that’s just how a girl shows that she likes you.
Michael: REALLY? Oh, that’s SO nice!
Mom: You don’t smell good after working out. So she must really like you.
Michael: yeah, i guess you’re right cuz i don’t even think i smell good. Smell my armpit…it’s really bad!